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Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML

#10772348 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (12648) - you deserved it (8676)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:18am - misc - by pandasbear - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

#5815085 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (23781) - you deserved it (2380)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (58227) - you deserved it (3089)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (12756) - you deserved it (3058)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)