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Bloodlvst

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1985 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bloodlvst : Not much to say. I'm a nice guy as long as you have some sort of intelligence. Which is why if you only know me on this site, you might find me a bit of an ass. Oh well.

Music is my main passion, specifically punk, pop-punk, and hardcore, with a dash of everything else except Rebecca Black. To hell with her. My top 5 in no particular order are (although this is always changing):
Teenage Bottlerocket
A Day To Remember
Houston Calls
Escape The Fate
The Copyrights

I also love to sing/scream/etc. (I'm a vocalist), and playing hockey in the winter.

If you wanna know any more, just send a message.

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Bloodlvst's favorite FMLs

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30429) - you deserved it (4569)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35621) - you deserved it (2291) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -



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