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BloodRedSpark
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 April 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 43
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML

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On 04/03/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by fuck YOLO - United States (California)

Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4745) - you deserved it (25659)

On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15922) - you deserved it (2687) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33421) - you deserved it (2917) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31534) - you deserved it (3750) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18512) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18512) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18512) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18512) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18512) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version



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