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Blondie7347
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 18
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57962) - you deserved it (8180)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (5203)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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