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About BlitzHawkeye : Dunno what to really put here, but bleh. I go on FML in the mornings before class so I have something to keep me entertained :D
So yeah, I'm gay, furry, etc etc. Bye. =3
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Monday 23 February 2015