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BlitzHawkeye
  • Town/Country : Fernandina Beach, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BlitzHawkeye : Dunno what to really put here, but bleh. I go on FML in the mornings before class so I have something to keep me entertained :D
So yeah, I'm gay, furry, etc etc. Bye. =3

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44632) - you deserved it (5213)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad asked me to clean the trash on our acreage. I was cleaning around the tree line when I came across a particularly heavy bag. I ran inside to ask my dad for help moving it. He looked inside the bag to see what it could be. It was a human body. Someone had thrown it over our fence. FML

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On 10/22/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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