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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About BlissfulDreamer : Hi, my name is Analiese.

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Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

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