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Blaphlafagus

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Blaphlafagus

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Blaphlafagus : The middle of nowhere was taken so I live in the side of nowhere

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Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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