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Blainathar

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Blainathar

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 206
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Blainathar : I like gaming, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, The Beatles, documentaries, and politics!

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Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50696) - you deserved it (3868)

On 07/24/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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