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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 549
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About Bladian : I like: metal, video games, books, World of Warcraft, and browsing the interwebs.

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Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML


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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53045) - you deserved it (6012)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14434) - you deserved it (54670)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML


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On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

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