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Bladian
  • Town/Country : Corona, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 178
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bladian : I like: metal, video games, books, World of Warcraft, and browsing the interwebs.

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Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48304) - you deserved it (2257)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41652) - you deserved it (4168)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10276) - you deserved it (38879)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

#13921347
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6819) - you deserved it (45234)

On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78478) - you deserved it (18449)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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