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Blackie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 May 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1093
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Blackie : Why it always gotta be the black rhinoceros?

Blackie's page activity

Visits<b>TheSovietOnion</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 6:20pm<b>ZeenerGirl</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 12:27pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 2:00am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:59pm<b>TheFuckerofShit</b> - the 04/06/2011 at 1:24am<b>xImSorryx</b> - the 05/25/2010 at 6:02pm<b>Babblez</b> - the 04/30/2010 at 8:39pm<b>perdix</b> - the 03/22/2010 at 9:10am<b>WeStayCrunk24x7</b> - the 03/06/2010 at 10:22pm<b>jc21</b> - the 03/03/2010 at 11:15pm<b>Secret_Fire_King</b> - the 03/01/2010 at 9:18pm<b>boatkicker</b> - the 12/22/2009 at 12:42pm<b>Attrox</b> - the 12/22/2009 at 12:27pm<b>Rocksygen</b> - the 12/22/2009 at 12:09pm

Blackie's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Blackie's favorite FMLs

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

by aaalias34 / 02/26/2010 at 6:13am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

by Klamp18 / 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (New York) / Transportation