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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44877) - you deserved it (9877)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26945) - you deserved it (7953)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

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