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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1219
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Blackcatluck : I'm a black cat, it makes sense that I'm on FML.

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Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45534) - you deserved it (4535)

On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML


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On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, I was accused of stealing when I dropped a $20 bill in front of my boss. His logic: I'm too poor to have a $20 bill and there's no way it was a tip, since our customers are "so stingy". It was a tip and it was going to get me through the rest of the month. He won't give it back. FML


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On 11/14/2013 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guys who pick up my recycling. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 2:19am - health - by I get the hint -

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of: "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42723) - you deserved it (4748)

On 09/04/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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