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Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25585) - you deserved it (2306)

On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25107) - you deserved it (2640)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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