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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 October 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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