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About BlackScorpionAng : I'm an artist by trade, living in the Big Easy with the love of my life. Oh and I ain't 79 years old either...

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Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML


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On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

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