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BingleBop

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1654
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About BingleBop : 19 year old girl from Denmark.

I speak English, Danish, Spanish, Sarcasm and a bit of French

BingleBop's page activity

Visits<b>Wane8822</b> - 13 hours ago<b>DeMamp</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 12:07am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:20pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 8:41pm<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 11:07am<b>TxAsMaD3</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 2:04pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:20pm<b>jason202700</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 7:17am<b>JSmitty_34</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:56pm<b>ninjuh_wingman</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:43pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 4:43pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 11:14am<b>Anti_Sora</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 10:02am<b>Alexeon</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 3:22am<b>pred8885</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:35am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:27pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 9:45pm<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 4:02am

Fucked!<b>Jiratias</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 10:43pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:38pm<b>annihil8or</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:48am<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:47pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:41am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>Hildy93</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:37am<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:14am<b>oldladytaco</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:01am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:59pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:08pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:08pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:54pm<b>briang959</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:51pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:22pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:13pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:19pm<b>standuqu</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 11:15pm

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BingleBop's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 11:45am / United States (Delaware) / Work

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

by imarriedanaxemurderer / 06/18/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

by young grandpa / 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML

by Married2handsome / 06/16/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

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Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML

by Sigh / 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Transportation

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

by MsCobb / 02/16/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

by Kitten_Love / 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm / Animals

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

by Bouh / 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm / Love

Today, I was at Walmart when I saw my grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines. Wanting to surprise him, I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle. Up close, I realized he wasn't my grandpa. FML

by Oops / 12/25/2012 at 6:17am / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

by aerythia / 12/08/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

by ouch. / 12/08/2012 at 5:44am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous