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BingleBop

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BingleBop

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1413
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About BingleBop : 19 year old girl from Denmark.

I speak English, Danish, Spanish, Sarcasm and a bit of French

BingleBop's page activity

Visits<b>stevethellama</b> - yesterday at 4:17pm<b>JohnnyMeBoy</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:39pm<b>sneakybabymaker</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:56pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:03am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:39pm<b>lovegrn18</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:56pm<b>dontlookman</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:21pm<b>Loomunati</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:54am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:27pm<b>Xhase</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:00am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:38pm<b>LordWeezy</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:52am<b>shreddedbitch</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 5:12am<b>greatman123456</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:20pm<b>JaredMW</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:14pm<b>Jason89</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:11am<b>slender_gab</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:57pm<b>alogoc</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:43pm

Fucked!<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:38pm<b>annihil8or</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:48am<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:47pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:41am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>Hildy93</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:37am<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:14am<b>oldladytaco</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:01am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:59pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:08pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:08pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:54pm<b>briang959</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:51pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:22pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:13pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:19pm<b>standuqu</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 11:15pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 8:30pm

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BingleBop's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57165) - you deserved it (6601)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

#20732635
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58637) - you deserved it (4189)

On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62436) - you deserved it (38768)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML

Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

#20691079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51613) - you deserved it (5363)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54543) - you deserved it (3050)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML

#20513411
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43125) - you deserved it (2249)

On 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by Sigh (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

#20509329
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33004) - you deserved it (5568)

On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

#20494543
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35871) - you deserved it (3283)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48337) - you deserved it (6222) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at Walmart when I saw my grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines. Wanting to surprise him, I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle. Up close, I realized he wasn't my grandpa. FML

#20420733
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15419) - you deserved it (26578)

On 12/25/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

#20196242
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28732) - you deserved it (5017)

On 12/08/2012 at 11:12am - love - by aerythia - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41949) - you deserved it (2781)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29653) - you deserved it (2442)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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