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BingleBop

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BingleBop

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1459
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About BingleBop : 19 year old girl from Denmark.

I speak English, Danish, Spanish, Sarcasm and a bit of French

BingleBop's page activity

Visits<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:13pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 5:44am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:58pm<b>stevethellama</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:17pm<b>JohnnyMeBoy</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:39pm<b>sneakybabymaker</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:56pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:03am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:39pm<b>lovegrn18</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:56pm<b>dontlookman</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:21pm<b>Loomunati</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:54am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:27pm<b>Xhase</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:00am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:38pm<b>LordWeezy</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:52am<b>shreddedbitch</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 5:12am<b>greatman123456</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:20pm<b>JaredMW</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:14pm

Fucked!<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:38pm<b>annihil8or</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:48am<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:47pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:41am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>Hildy93</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:37am<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:14am<b>oldladytaco</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:01am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:59pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:08pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:08pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:54pm<b>briang959</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:51pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:22pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:13pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:19pm<b>standuqu</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 11:15pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 8:30pm

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BingleBop's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (34644)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27316) - you deserved it (10820)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33431) - you deserved it (1977)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35010) - you deserved it (3332)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

#21349488
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30085) - you deserved it (2441)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Sprinkles (man) - Australia

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

#21328982
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (11272)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by 30000 - United States (California)

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

#21304109
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34566) - you deserved it (3372)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML

#21303377
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33143) - you deserved it (4488)

On 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by Veronica - United States (California)

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse, but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. FML

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51754) - you deserved it (22651)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML

#21182978
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40508) - you deserved it (4870)

On 06/21/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47198) - you deserved it (4042)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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