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BingleBop

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1729
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About BingleBop : 19 year old girl from Denmark.

I speak English, Danish, Spanish, Sarcasm and a bit of French

BingleBop's page activity

Visits<b>Wane8822</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 7:41am<b>DeMamp</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 12:07am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:20pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 8:41pm<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 11:07am<b>TxAsMaD3</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 2:04pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:20pm<b>jason202700</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 7:17am<b>JSmitty_34</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:56pm<b>ninjuh_wingman</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:43pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 4:43pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 11:14am<b>Anti_Sora</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 10:02am<b>Alexeon</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 3:22am<b>pred8885</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:35am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:27pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 9:45pm<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 4:02am

Fucked!<b>Jiratias</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 10:43pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:38pm<b>annihil8or</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:48am<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:47pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:41am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>Hildy93</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:37am<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:14am<b>oldladytaco</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:01am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:59pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:08pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:08pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:54pm<b>briang959</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:51pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:22pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:13pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:19pm<b>standuqu</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 11:15pm

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BingleBop's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

by actually just constipated.. and stupid / 03/04/2015 at 10:03am / Tunisia / Health

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

by soconfused / 03/03/2015 at 5:15am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Work

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

by fxck / 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm / Work

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

by Sprinkles / 02/04/2015 at 2:44am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

by 30000 / 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML

by Veronica / 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

by sirphilmckraken / 08/08/2014 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse, but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. FML

by SirTalkaton / 08/03/2014 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Geek

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work

Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 11:15am / United States (Colorado) / Health

Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous