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by Anonymous / 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by hellnooo / 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I was late for a medical school seminar and test. An SUV flipped over on the highway right in front of me. I held pressure to gushing, lacerated artery until EMS arrived. He lived, but I might have to repeat the whole year because I missed a big test. The test? Emergency response medicine. FML
by doctorchick / 08/11/2009 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
by costcocondoms / 07/23/2009 at 1:23am / Mexico (Baja California) / Love
by SwordFish8 / 07/04/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML
by Saucy / 06/26/2009 at 6:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Allen / 05/26/2009 at 1:12am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by catlady1989 / 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
by fuckMYlife94321 / 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by bdutton / 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML
by Idiocracy / 04/24/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML
by Chelsea / 04/21/2009 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was… Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think… Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her…