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  • Town/Country : Budayyah, United Arab Emirates
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 205
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BigggChief : "Two rules: Stay away from my fuckin percocets, and do you have any fucking percocets!" 'Goon'

"When you hang a man, you better look at him." 'Hang em high'

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." 'Big trouble in little china'

Sorry, love quotes, movies, ufc, and my Girlfriend. Have a good sense of humor and love to work. Math and english aren't my best subject or major so screw off. Message me... And.. Then . . Il message u back I guess. C ya bro beans.

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Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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