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BigLord
  • Town/Country : Lisbon, Portugal
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 December 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 158552
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40696) - you deserved it (114305)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167909) - you deserved it (51046)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25611) - you deserved it (63590)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)