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BigDogMatt
  • Town/Country : Orlando, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 January 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

#20565452
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I agree, your life sucks (30087) - you deserved it (2800)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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