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Bibi_302

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 March 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Bibi_302's favorite FMLs

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

#20784225
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46472) - you deserved it (4183)

On 07/15/2013 at 1:25pm - misc - by helpme - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18340) - you deserved it (37117)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32566) - you deserved it (3210)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65902) - you deserved it (11058)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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