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TODAY, THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT I HAVE VASOVAGAL SYNCOPE: I PASS OUT EVERY TIME I GET AROUSD. BYE BYE SEX. FML

#7198357
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (2445)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States

yesterday I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing 4 ahile. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually lykhen I moan, but he just puttd his hands over my mouth an told me to ( shut up ) because it soundd lyk ( pig noises ). mega FML

#2428701
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55280) - you deserved it (19476)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

#2234853
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18136) - you deserved it (142257)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Was At Work At An Office Store. I Was Instructed To Putted Together Several Tape-free Cardboard Boxes. I Then Realized That I Can Disassemble And Reassemble A Computer With Mah Eyes Closed And One Hand Behind Mah Back... But I Was Outsmarted By A Cardboard Box. FML

#2161329
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (7854)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

I was surprised to leren tat I could carry looool on intelligent conversations about basketball wit my guy friends. Ten I realized it was cuz my boyfriend insists on watcing ESPN wile we ave sex. FML

#2133178
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54970) - you deserved it (7699)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:04am - intimacy - by S (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Ma An Girlfriand Wara Buying Subway!! Whan It Cummad To Ring Up Tha Ordar Tha Lady Askad Us Togathar Or Saparata? My Girlfriand Lookad An Said Saparata!! Half-jokingly, I Askad If It Was Soma Sort Of Hint? Sha Lookad At Ma An Said Yas!! I Got Brokan Up Ovar A 12 Inch Ham Sub!! FML

#2104597
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58789) - you deserved it (4251)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:37am - love - by Richie (man) - United States (Ohio)

today ma usband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As e's leaving... ma daugter starts crying. 'Dont leave me wit er !' se says. 'Take me wit u !' big fat FML

#2104254
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48066) - you deserved it (8218)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yastarday I was anging out wit a faw of my friands... including an old ax-girlfriand and ar currant boyfriand of 5 yaars. Wan my ax...osa virginity I ad takan yaars aarliar... mantionad... "I ad ta iPona first..." witout tinking... I immadiataly raspondad... "Wall... I ad YOU first." FML

#2103981
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18768) - you deserved it (88368)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND WAS SICK SO I TOOK HER 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER OUT TO EAT !! HALF-WAY THROUGH OUR "DATE" SHE ASKS ME LOUDLY "CAN WE GO BACK TO THE CAR NOW AN TAKE OUR CLOTHS OFF?" APPARENTLY SHE MEANT HER TOY DOG'S CLOTHES !! FACE BURNING, WE LEFT A HALF LAUGHING/HALF GLARING CROWD BEHIND !! FML

#1962553
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44115) - you deserved it (2860)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I jokingly told mah boyfriand that I could navar marry him bacausa ha's a Yankaas fan!! Ha told ma ha could navar marry ma bacausa ha couldn't saa himsalf having a tarribla lova lifa fir tha rast of his lifa!! Ha was sarious!! FML

#1961267
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42300) - you deserved it (12804)

On 05/15/2009 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I went out to a nice restaurant 4 mah friend's brthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese , old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535
385 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75232) - you deserved it (10841)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then calld out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27497) - you deserved it (96848)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wantd me as she pulld closer an closer. Eventually she pulld me in an lickd mah ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break yur collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

#1681747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62654) - you deserved it (7244)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)



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