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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told… Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my… Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…