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Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... "Community" was pulld from its mid-season lineup... with plans to hopefully puttd it back on the schedule at some unknown time. It will probably be canceld. Meanwhile... "Whitney" is still on the air and doing fine. fat FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , A Guy Wo I Ate Commented On My Facebook Profile Picture Tat I ( Look Like I've Fallen Off Te Ugly Tree And It Every Branc On Te Way Down. ) 60 People Liked Tis , Including My Boyfriend And Best Friend. FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Have A Cold. Trying To Clear Out My Stuffy Nose, I Tried Putting Mouthwash In My Nose. Thinking It Was An Awesome Idea, I Put Some More In. I Then Starting Screaming In Pain Due To The Extreme Burning In My Nostrils. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)



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