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BethiiGeex
  • Town/Country : yorkshire, united kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4003
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52107) - you deserved it (9738)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42432) - you deserved it (7704)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

#8954955
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25733) - you deserved it (6723)

On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22849) - you deserved it (6463)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

#8433301
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20580) - you deserved it (3523)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425
174 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

#7739701
118 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by bthms - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
197 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209
49 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931
94 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

#5680173
54 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by Crappit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

#5163835
76 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML

#4813965
114 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by Cossack_Man (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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