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BethiiGeex

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5471
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Yastarday, I was rushd to tha hospital to dalivar mah child . On tha way, I calld mah husbandho was in a bar with his friands . Drunk, ha just yalld, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up . FML

#13318955
323 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today.. . four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy . Apparently.. . u can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing . FML

#13312784
157 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today..!! at work..!! I was calld into the office by mah supervisor..!! on whom I have a massive crush!! He calld me in to get mah password to make some adjustment on mah work account and askd me wat mah password was!! I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him mah password is his full name!! FML

#13298402
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16953) - you deserved it (40109)

On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach with mah parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to mah Mum an said "Oh, must've crawled out of mah pubes!" they both laughed an kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hereing distance. FML

#13287262
136 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Found Out Mah Older Brother Putted Tanning Lotion In The Lotion I Use To Masturbate With. Now I Have Orange Palms And An Orange Penis Which Won't Go Away 4 Weeks. FML

#13278835
321 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

today as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say ( Hey gorgeous, where are u off to? ) I turned around with a smile an said ( About to hit up happy hour. ) He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

#13274240
92 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, an every day, a homeless looking looool man walks into my work, sits down an stares . I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, an went off about how creepy he was . He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

#13260317
56 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

yesterday mah boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide mah sadnes from mah mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

#13260276
83 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 4:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today I found out that the reason mah best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on mah mom an writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
80 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told ma boyfriand I ad to go to ta batroom . Ha said "Okay baby, go drop your load." Ha also usd ta sama voica as wan a talks to is cat . fat FML

#13257198
125 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 11:17pm - animals - by peepee. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like!! Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave downstars!! We were sitting on a towel and I laid down!! Then he said, "Is there a squrrel in yur pants?" FML

#13245157
236 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I Nervously Introduced Mah Mother To Mah New Boyfriend. I Had To Sit An Watch Her Flirt With Him Fir An Hour. When I Took Her In The Other Room An Confronted Her About It She Said "Don't U Dare Ruin This Fir Me!" FML

#13241865
180 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I found a video of my grlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wereing the engagement ring I bought her. FML

#13221362
203 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage!! Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night!! mega FML

#13221173
50 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by cinderella (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I went on a first date to te movies. During te flick, I coked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda an tat got stuck as well. I finally got my breat back an let out te loudest burp I ever ave. He looked at me an said "Does tis mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
158 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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