About BethiiGeex : BULL SHIT (-:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by tuppu (woman) - Finland
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a maths test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States
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