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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4246
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, the elderly lady in front of me had forgotten to pay for her milk. In the spirit of the season, I paid for it and wished her happy holidays. She snatched the milk and gave me an ugly look. Then huffed at me before stomping off. FML

#14048564
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29625) - you deserved it (3309)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by sumerflame07 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

#14034734
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33747) - you deserved it (3242)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

#14024877
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28933) - you deserved it (3444)

On 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm - kids - by nybaby - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34596) - you deserved it (3426)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

#14023247
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5228) - you deserved it (42472)

On 11/29/2010 at 12:34pm - misc - by fuckina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML

#14022422
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34611) - you deserved it (2706)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

#14021312
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24810) - you deserved it (5408)

On 11/29/2010 at 5:46am - work - by figgy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30041) - you deserved it (4042)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

#13997572
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13318) - you deserved it (32823)

On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

#13907049
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28710) - you deserved it (4569)

On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36633) - you deserved it (12427)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (10348)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

#13764909
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24370) - you deserved it (7812)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by wow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (3032)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

#13741680
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (22847)

On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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