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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2356
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Bertj : Heeeey everyone (:

I really don't know what to say! I'm from Belgium, I'm just a regular person I guess. I'm a big tennisfan. I watch it on TV and I play it myself. I also play badminton, and I like to go out jogging on occasions.

If you have any questions, or just want a chat, don't hesitate to write me a message or something. :D Doesn't matter who you are, just talk! (:

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Bertj's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (71319) - you deserved it (5169)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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