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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (22 years)
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TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD SEX 4 THE FIRST TIME , AND I TRIED TO BE SEXY BY RAKING MY NAILS DOWN HIS BACK. I GUESS I DID IT A LITTLE TOO HARD , BECAUSE HE SHRIEKED IN PAIN , LEAPT OFF ME , AND LIMPED AROUND THE ROOM CURSING ANDHIMPERING. MOOD RUINED. FML

#21080573
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On 03/07/2014 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by onepussytwopussy (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

AT WORK, I WAS STANDING AROUND, DOING NOTHING. WHEN MY COWORKER POINTED THIS OUT, I LAUGHED AND SAID, "IT'S OKAY, I'M TRAINING FIR A SUPERVISOR POSITION!" GUESS WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME. FML

#21079043
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On 03/05/2014 at 7:36pm - work - by sparkrok - United States (Washington)

today I looool was finally all set to loose mah virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off mah underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

#21077048
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On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sopping fir dressesen ma fiancé turned intoat I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and ma maid of onor tat we need to lose weigt because e's not "paying all tis money fir a pair of fatties to not look good." real FML

#21075933
177 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 2:09pm - money - by Ms. Piggy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Taday I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I askd if she needd a hand. She calld me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

#21015691
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On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
154 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I had to put one of my preschool student in timeout fir masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

2DAY WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDST OF THE MOST MIND-BLOWING SHOWER SEX EVER, THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF. MY GIRLFRIEND HAD LEFT THE STOVE TOP ON AN THE ENTIRE KITCHEN HAD CAUGHT ON FIRE. SO INSTEAD OF FINISHING, I FRANTICALLY RAN AROUND NAKED TRYING TO DOUSE THE FLAMES. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah best friend textd me saying she is determind to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with . I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank . FML

#19482686
43 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

looool today I watched as neighbor walked to front lawn, looked me right in the eye, an pissed on mailbox. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice ma blowjob skills, since ma boyfriend is always complaining tat I'm bad at giving ead. Let's just say ma lungs now ave tere daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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