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Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML
by delamer / 01/29/2012 at 11:00am / United States (California) / Transportation
by maddie / 12/27/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by devigsgirl / 08/26/2010 at 12:08am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
by TJ / 01/07/2010 at 11:50am / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
Today, I rented a car that has a smart key. The proximity of the key determines if the doors will unlock. I went to a meeting and returned to the car with the trunk popped open and all my luggage gone. The rental company decided to store a spare key in the glovebox for safe keeping. FML
by NoKeyNoCar / 08/13/2009 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
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