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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1992 (23 years)
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Today... after waiting a couple weeks... I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi... 2 Mississippi... 3 Mississippi... done. FML

#6002369
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20667) - you deserved it (4268)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by kl (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realized that I'm the only person in mah house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with mah ex. My roommate is sleeping with mah brother. And mah mom texted me asking me to make it look lyk she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML

#5977598
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18718) - you deserved it (2359)

On 10/24/2009 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by this_is_fucked (woman) - Zimbabwe (Mashonaland East)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (8867)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , girlfriend an I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film , I put arm around girlfriend an whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks an telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML

#5931603
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10346) - you deserved it (28031)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. mega FML

#5903153
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

today mah grlfriend an I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day... we finally got intimate... with me doing all she asked of her. In return 4 hard-work... she took mah meat in her hand an started making lightsaber noises... before pronouncing "I don't see why people lyk it so much." FML

#5876001
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19129) - you deserved it (3138)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

#5865685
147 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet , causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals . It hurts to walk . FML

#5793265
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16108) - you deserved it (18730)

On 10/12/2009 at 8:34am - intimacy - by ravestradamus (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML

#5775465
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37116) - you deserved it (2496)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

while I was making love to mah wife, she looks up an says, "I'll paint the ceiling white."

#5716873
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17118) - you deserved it (3387)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:41am - intimacy - by JD (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE GETS IT ON WITH ME IS FIR THE EXTRA CALORIE BURN. FML

#5702503
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20592) - you deserved it (2885)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by fatnick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Sitting Around A Bonfre When An Ember Landed On Mah Crotch. Without Thinking, I Quickly Slapped At It And Hit Myself Square In The Nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12449) - you deserved it (36131)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah boyfriend's head was on mah lap . I bent down to kiss him . My stomach rolls got there frst . FML

#5645915
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19486) - you deserved it (44839)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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