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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4475
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Bellaness's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (4130)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63520) - you deserved it (9880)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77289) - you deserved it (23726)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13441) - you deserved it (53236)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33819) - you deserved it (14901)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
252 comments

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44506) - you deserved it (3348)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (6180)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (4843)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33065) - you deserved it (16587)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

#15846302
93 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (5702)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

#15844059
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32390) - you deserved it (3416)

On 04/19/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by BerkeleyBiker (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18839) - you deserved it (38219)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (6768)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)



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