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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
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Yesterday, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, mah father lookd me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon!! The 'other' pink meat", then winkd suggestively at mah mother!! I don't think I can ever eat fish again!! mega FML

#20763590
83 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

2day I Got Angry After Being Able To Have An Orgasm!! What Was I Angry At? My Own Hand!! FML

#20759304
120 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was explaining to mah son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I looool finishd explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he startd crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

#20756438
127 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. mega FML

#20750126
115 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Guntherdog - United States

Yesterday , mah husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot mah parents are coming over. FML

#20747044
83 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... my mom confassd to ma that sha usd to pluck my stap-dad's butt hair. I hopa tha brain-gods dalata this obnoxious mantal pictura. FML

#20746764
69 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 4:43pm - misc - by mymomplucksbutthair (woman) - United States

Today, I walkd in on mah grandma playing with herself. Every time I close mah eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. mega FML

#20739366
150 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , I caugt ma 16-year-old daugter and er boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom . FML

#20735858
188 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today I was planning on having sex with mah girlfriend 4 the first time so I asked mah roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through mah roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

#20733192
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH PARENTS TOOK MAH IPAD BACK TO THE STORE AN EXCHANGD IT 4 TWO CHEAP KNOCK OFF TABLETS. REASON BEING MAH LITTLE BROTHER THREATEND TO RUN AWAY CUZ I HAD ONE AN HE DIDN'T. I BOUGHT THE IPAD ON MAH OWN AFTER GRADUATION. THEY KEPT THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICE. FML

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that mah bird sitter has trained mah parrot tohisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice . FML

#20731669
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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today at a family reunion mah visibly drunk grandparents hered about mah new boyfriend who is a cop. My gran askd if he ever made me feel lyk Rodney King in the bedroom. Then mah grandpa fresh off a DUI askd if mah boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

#20727456
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On 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH WIFE DECIDED TO CHECK HER EMAIL, WHILE I WAS STILL INSIDE HER. FML

#20714723
109 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

2DAY I HAD TO PAA IN MAH CAT'S LITTAR BOX..!! JUST TO AVOID WITNASSING MAH MOM HAVING SAX IN THA LIVING ROOM ON MAH WAY TO THA BATHROOM!! FML

#20702750
129 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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