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Bekll
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 June 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2976
  • Number of comments : 591
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

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Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

#12114590
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31236) - you deserved it (2046)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:22am - work - by anon - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

#11853841
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25668) - you deserved it (5888)

On 07/13/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by dammitrain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received the box my parents sent me for my birthday. Contents were a travel first-aid kit, and a remote control robot toy, with an age recommendation on the box of 8. I'm 29. They thought that since I'm an engineer I would like the toy. They also think I'll hurt myself with it. FML

#2929897
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31384) - you deserved it (2433)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by JustAGiftCardPlease (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

#1923265
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97017) - you deserved it (8079)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked to class in the rain after reading all 1200 pages of War and Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay. When I arrived nobody was there. I checked the finals postings to see that mine was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML

#11524
26 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by joelikewhoa (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
32 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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