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Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murderd my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37626) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were in the car with mah puppy,ho favours mah sister. She had been sat on her lap for ahile,hen she stood up and climbed onto mah lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to mah sister. fat FML

#13082882
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31725) - you deserved it (3182)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31843) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in my basement wen I saw a giant cricket on te floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it an did so from about five feet up. Te bottle exploded an splattered te walls an floor like a crime scene. Te cricket opped away untouced. FML

#12983300
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5624) - you deserved it (45058)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

#12978436
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8489) - you deserved it (38338)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF MY ROOMMATE'S ALARM CLOCK GOING OFF AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING. HIS BEDROOM DOOR WAS LOCKED, AND HE WAS PASSED OUT IN HIS BED FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH. IT RANG CONTINUOUSLY FOR FIVE AND A HALF HOURS BEFORE IT FINALLY RAN OUT OF BATTERIES. FML

#12934228
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27706) - you deserved it (2789)

On 09/06/2010 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezd the bottle too hard making it squirt in mah eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turnd on the faucet, an slammd mah face right into it. FML

#12887269
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29286) - you deserved it (6446)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I heard two of my students having a conversation. One askd wat state Arizona was in , and the other replid Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32210) - you deserved it (7749)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today.. . I found out tat my broter is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine . Tis comes almost two looool monts after my broter divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine . FML

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me an my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38469) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go along with mah mom to maat soma of har old friand from high school. Whan thay askad har about how har lifa was going, sha said sha was marriad, alway travaling, no kids, and introducad ma as tha naighbor's kid sha babysits. FML

#12498978
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40676) - you deserved it (3018)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today , I was on the way to traffic court fir a $340 speeding ticket I'd got . My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed . Right past a cop . When I told the cop where I was going , he started laughing at me . I now have another $300 ticket . FML

#12497360
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8866) - you deserved it (45577)

On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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