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About Bekll : College graduate. Currently a student in grad school.

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Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53093) - you deserved it (3374)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

#16173982
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35429) - you deserved it (4572)

On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

#16150933
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29083) - you deserved it (2475)

On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44238) - you deserved it (3761)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43640) - you deserved it (4585)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15081) - you deserved it (35758)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (9564)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19303) - you deserved it (53167)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

#15525261
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43838) - you deserved it (4940)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41719) - you deserved it (11201)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54027) - you deserved it (5159)

On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (3969)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37512) - you deserved it (23390)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

#15150978
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (4750)

On 02/28/2011 at 11:26am - work - by Username -



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