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Bekll

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About Bekll : College graduate. Currently a student in grad school.

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Today I Walked In On Mah Roommate Trying To Smoke A Mars Bar. FML

#19737308
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (2232)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today , I got yelld at an calld a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter . I was too embarrassd to tell her that I'm a 20 year oldho really does enjoy swinging in spare time . real FML

#19687702
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24266) - you deserved it (4210)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month . I had to stop at a word I did not recognise . Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it . I had mah finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper . FML

#19637178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7339) - you deserved it (36812)

On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (50428)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, mah eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbit lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22935) - you deserved it (4595)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today My Boyfriend And I Were Getting Eated And E Started To Go Down On Me. In Excitement I Accidentally Drove A Knee Into Is Face. No Amount Of Fondling Is Diddlestick Made Im Forgive Me For Is Bloody Nose And Swollen Eye. FML

#19289453
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (11921)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, ma dad insisted on aving a family movie nigt. He cose te movies Jaws an Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21778) - you deserved it (2522)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't knowhat the hell was going on in mah head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (24917)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9198) - you deserved it (28691)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26473) - you deserved it (4959)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44079) - you deserved it (5088)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (7203)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

2day mah mother panicked and was about to report me missinghen I didn't answer her callshile I was at a movie looool . I'm 31, and have lived on mah own 4 over 10 yeres . FML

#18182410
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33115) - you deserved it (2418)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)



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