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Bekll

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Bekll

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  • Number of visits : 7877
  • Number of comments : 676
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About Bekll : College graduate. Currently a student in grad school.

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Bekll's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

#19737308
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21904) - you deserved it (2444)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40331) - you deserved it (2913)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

#19687702
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (4574)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML

#19637178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8025) - you deserved it (39025)

On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15290) - you deserved it (53371)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26484) - you deserved it (4992)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (13042)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29764) - you deserved it (7337)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (2751)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9599) - you deserved it (28005)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10459) - you deserved it (32004)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28766) - you deserved it (5179)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46787) - you deserved it (5339)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44981) - you deserved it (7583)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36196) - you deserved it (2669)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)



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