Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Bekll

Search for a member

Bekll

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5711
  • Number of comments : 662
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About Bekll : College graduate. Currently a student in grad school.

Bekll's page activity

Visits<b>ZombieRaptor</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 3:43am<b>Sp1k3FML</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 1:51am<b>ManualBeatle56</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 10:03pm<b>jamescrazy96</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:04am<b>TommyG493</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 10:19pm<b>Deltaforce1</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 12:49pm<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 11:29pm<b>pandasaresocute</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 11:55am<b>willrich7</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 11:24pm<b>Undercoverbrutha</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 5:12am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 10:28pm<b>kaimariebee</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 11:12pm<b>bingo__O</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 4:06am<b>pizzabag3l</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 4:24pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 11:39pm<b>Bafrinn</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 10:28pm<b>needleinmypants</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 2:07pm<b>leesuhxo</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 1:48pm

Bekll's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of Bekll's badges

Bekll's favorite FMLs

Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML

#20121409
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24515) - you deserved it (1916)

On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16136) - you deserved it (60966)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML

#20099119
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21823) - you deserved it (1258)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML

#20098150
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28543) - you deserved it (1949)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

#20090890
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25373) - you deserved it (1830)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

#20075636
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7394) - you deserved it (40279)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by GN (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

#20075207
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28546) - you deserved it (3778)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

#20040149
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28020) - you deserved it (2062)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32868) - you deserved it (1627)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6393) - you deserved it (71658)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML

#20032910
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26035) - you deserved it (2820)

On 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by majorlyturnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

#20031010
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31446) - you deserved it (3491)

On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

#20028986
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48108) - you deserved it (3421)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33373) - you deserved it (2062)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)



FML's blog

  • On FML, it's Halloween every day
  • As you know, we never pass up the chance to open up a light beer and plunge into the depths of the FML archive to come up with some sort of theme. Most holidays, national or otherwise, are pretty well represented.…

Friday 31 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: