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About Behind_walls : Okay. So, I'm 15, I love the Harry Potter series and snakes.
My favourite Harry Potter protagonist: Sirius Black or Professor Dumbledore.
My favourite Harry Potter antagonist: Draco Malfoy.
I also love Voldemort's snake, Nagini.
I have my reasons and if you want to hear them you can kik me: The.Prince.Karkat
Or kik me "just 'cause". I enjoy talking to people ^_^
I also like homestuck though I haven't read it in awhile. I should probably do that.
Anyway, I best be off. ADVENTURE AWAITS!!
(I love music [rock, post-hardcore, alternative] too)
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014