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BeefyMeaty

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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>pandachuk</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 4:12am<b>justinccp</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 9:56pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 7:00pm<b>Janetterdz</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 2:39pm<b>b0red</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 1:50pm<b>almond98</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 1:22pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 4:49pm<b>max_schnyd</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 11:17pm<b>ayazdgrade</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 1:53pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 10:22am<b>ChewyODU</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 9:24am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 7:06am<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 1:40am<b>GayBlowjob</b> - the 06/21/2013 at 1:16am<b>Danyellstar</b> - the 06/03/2013 at 3:02pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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BeefyMeaty's favorite FMLs

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML

by friend / 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Kids