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Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46320) - you deserved it (4337)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21007) - you deserved it (5980)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (24226) - you deserved it (3232)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (43529) - you deserved it (9218)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (28689) - you deserved it (5174)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a maths test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

#13673921 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (24711) - you deserved it (2752)

On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (4507)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (33309) - you deserved it (2975)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (7290)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

#11283515 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (7801)

On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (16817) - you deserved it (7203)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (25063) - you deserved it (4138)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (1910)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (18103) - you deserved it (2069)

On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)