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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 861
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About BedIntruder : Well, Obviously we have a RAPIST in Lincoln Park.

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Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28538) - you deserved it (4634)

On 04/29/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Jaggu (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (4364)

On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36381) - you deserved it (21821)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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