Beckleyy

Search for a member

Offline (the 10/05/2016 at 7:54pm)

Beckleyy

5Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 September 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8902
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Beckleyy : I'm Alicia(:
Favorite color is red❤
I love to read

Beckleyy's page activity

Visits<b>lisasweden1993</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 7:19am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 9:49am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 1:59pm<b>danm_1</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 10:41pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 9:46pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 7:53pm<b>EevieBear</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 12:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:18pm<b>Wess29</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:32am<b>anonyferret</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 6:19am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 6:54pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:19pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 1:07am<b>thalheimer15</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:20pm<b>PrincessCastiel</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ForeverAlone247</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:24pm<b>lotr4</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 10:21pm<b>countrylifewoods</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 8:50pm

Fucked!<b>danm_1</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 4:42am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 9:04am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 1:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 6:19pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:54am

Beckleyy's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Beckleyy's badges

Beckleyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Work

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

by Ohshit / 05/17/2009 at 2:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

by sonofmilf / 05/17/2009 at 1:46am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 12:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and asked, "Mom, why are we so poor?" I replied, in a sweet motherly tone "Honey, we're not poor." She then asked, "Then why do you dress like we are poor?" FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2009 at 10:21pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

by Heifer / 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2009 at 5:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2009 at 4:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, my father sent me a letter in the mail. He spelled my first name wrong on the front of the envelope. I'm turning 28 years old and my own father doesn't know that my name has two "t"s in it. FML

by bclark / 05/16/2009 at 1:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out that my writing teacher entered in one of my paper grades wrong. After many emails, she said she can't change my grade unless I fax her the original. I need that grade fixed so I can keep my scholarship. I can’t find the paper anywhere. That one paper could cost me $30,000. FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2009 at 10:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

by UncleRory / 05/16/2009 at 5:13am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

by notacreep / 05/16/2009 at 4:39am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

by TayTay / 05/16/2009 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

by not4geeks / 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML

by BigBadTron / 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (Utah) / Kids