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Beckleyy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 September 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8584
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Beckleyy : I'm Alicia(:
Favorite color is red❤
I love to read

Beckleyy's page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 1:32pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 1:59pm<b>danm_1</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 10:41pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 9:46pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 7:53pm<b>EevieBear</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 12:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:18pm<b>Wess29</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:32am<b>anonyferret</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 6:19am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 6:54pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:19pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 1:07am<b>thalheimer15</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:20pm<b>PrincessCastiel</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ForeverAlone247</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:24pm<b>lotr4</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 10:21pm<b>countrylifewoods</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 8:50pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 9:04am

Fucked!<b>danm_1</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 4:42am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 9:04am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 1:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 6:19pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:54am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Beckleyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

by Kens / 05/19/2009 at 8:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

by June / 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

by jrocks / 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

by nana / 05/19/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

by notnerb / 05/19/2009 at 6:13am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous

Today, on the way to an exam I saw a car accident happen. I stopped, helped the woman who was injured and waited for the paramedics. I was too late at school, the teacher didn't buy my excuse and I failed the exam. It was an examination of my first aid skills. FML

by Sam / 05/19/2009 at 5:21am / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

by SKuser / 05/19/2009 at 4:09am / China (Beijing) / Love

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2009 at 2:19am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

by Tcake / 05/19/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Oregon) / Animals

Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

by OUCH / 05/19/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2009 at 1:16am / Canada / Love

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

by KarlwithaK / 05/18/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

by lulabell / 05/18/2009 at 10:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

by Fubar0906 / 05/18/2009 at 9:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

by emoney / 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous