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Becca_Alvarez

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Becca_Alvarez : ~I love music
~I love to sing
~My favorite colors are red and black
~I love anime
~Love Becca (:

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Today , I had mah first date in almost four yeres. Twenty minutes into our dinner date , I excusd myself to use the ladies room. When I came back , not only was he gone , but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kickd out. FML

#20869864
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45456) - you deserved it (2730)

On 09/06/2013 at 2:42am - love - by thissinglelife (woman) - United States (California)

Today I askd a cute guy fir is number but instead e gave it to gay friend . Wen friend later calld im it turnd out tat e'd given im is number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting im to call . FML

#20858957
52 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 6:44am - love - by sorejecteditmakesmewannacry (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

#20858245
104 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah sister announcd that she and her boyfriend r getting marrid . Her boyfriend is mah husband . We're not even legally divorcd yet . fat looool FML

#20857902
155 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I asked out te girl wo always looks an smiles at me in class. I was surprised wen se rejected me until I found out se was actually always looking at te clock beind me, an smiling wen class is almost over. FML

#20846650
71 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband bought me a present fir our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

#20846337
74 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:38pm - love - by LizzyJones - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, we were having a family dinner with mah boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen,hen we were getting the food ready, he proposd. I screamd. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tasd him in the leg. fat FML

#20841540
161 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today, I attendd te reading of ma grandfater's last will and testament. My parents, as well as ma broters and sister, all ineritd a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little sit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

I gave mah daughter the sex talk . Barely 10 minute later.. . her public Facebook statu read: ( My mom's a total pedo . ) and after she mentioned the talk.. . her friend posted.. . ( That's sexual harassment . You can sue 4 that . ) Clerely I've failed as a parent . FML

#20840603
141 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I received a text saying... "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and u make everyone unhappy" followed by... "Oops... wrong person!" and then by... "Sorry... it really is for you". FML

#20839682
59 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at a concert, mah boyfriend got mad an jealous cuz I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20834941
111 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States

Today 26-year-old boyfriend cummed to apartment to spend te nigt for te frst time. He brougt a "blankie" tat e insisted was te only ting tat could elp im sleep. Tat "blankie" was is ex-grlfriend's silk nigtgown. FML

#20833570
128 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:30am - love - by iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I asked mah grlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone!! She said , "Yes!! You." an looool walked off!! FML

#20833166
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50505) - you deserved it (6157)

On 08/12/2013 at 12:49am - love - by WTF? (man) - United States (Arizona)



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