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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1557
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BeatlesObsessed : Andrea. Seventeen. Friendly. Talkative. Sarcastic. Vegetarian. Hippie. John Lennon. Peace. Love. Message. Me.

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Visits<b>Allornone</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:37am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:58pm<b>MannyM</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:01pm<b>arisanator9900</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 4:00pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 10:12pm<b>JayL80</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 4:36am<b>NateshN</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 5:16am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 9:49am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:35am<b>thedarkmagician</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 1:47pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 1:24pm<b>laurenhem</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 3:42pm<b>sarahhhl</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 8:01pm<b>Raltizal</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:07pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:46am<b>graveprotecter</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:20pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:49pm<b>max367</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:51pm

Fucked!<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:12am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 3:49pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 10:49pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:38am<b>Blee864</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 3:37am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 5:33am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 6:46pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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BeatlesObsessed's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12959) - you deserved it (35033)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

#4152950
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32813) - you deserved it (12922)

On 07/30/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by poop_mcqueen (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

#267368
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25965) - you deserved it (78424)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)



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