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BeatlesObsessed

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1491
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BeatlesObsessed : Andrea. Seventeen. Friendly. Talkative. Sarcastic. Vegetarian. Hippie. John Lennon. Peace. Love. Message. Me.

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Visits<b>rafa015</b> - yesterday at 4:49pm<b>max367</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:51pm<b>MdMan2</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 9:08am<b>patts_</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 9:17pm<b>porter1313</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:57am<b>CODplayer4lyfe</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:40am<b>izkiz</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 5:28pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 6:30am<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:37am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:08am<b>Ethann44</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:49pm<b>ostark</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 1:35am<b>ThuNDeY</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:08am<b>TheDvsOne</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:24am<b>03stroker03</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 12:49pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 4:17pm<b>CamBam97</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:02am<b>Blee864</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 9:37pm

Fucked!<b>rafa015</b> - 22 hours ago<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:38am<b>Blee864</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 3:37am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 5:33am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 6:46pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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BeatlesObsessed's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10996) - you deserved it (32428)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

#4152950
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30887) - you deserved it (12394)

On 07/30/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by poop_mcqueen (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

#267368
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25226) - you deserved it (77234)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)



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