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BeatlesObsessed
  • Town/Country : Strawberry Fields Forever, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1166
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BeatlesObsessed : Andrea. Seventeen. Friendly. Talkative. Sarcastic. Vegetarian. Hippie. John Lennon. Peace. Love. Message. Me.

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Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10260) - you deserved it (31401)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by poop_mcqueen (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)



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