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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1510
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BeatlesObsessed : Andrea. Seventeen. Friendly. Talkative. Sarcastic. Vegetarian. Hippie. John Lennon. Peace. Love. Message. Me.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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BeatlesObsessed's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11024) - you deserved it (32469)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

#4152950
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32011) - you deserved it (12711)

On 07/30/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by poop_mcqueen (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

#267368
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (77276)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)



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