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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bearish : Terrible and great.

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Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (15066)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11005) - you deserved it (24409)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)



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