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BeanBrick

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BeanBrick : The less you know about me, the less bias you'll have when considering my comment.

BeanBrick's page activity

Visits<b>jjumprope</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 6:16pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 12:43am<b>radmuffin</b> - the 01/30/2013 at 3:29pm<b>Aero25</b> - the 01/02/2013 at 6:03pm<b>Spartickus</b> - the 01/02/2013 at 1:44pm<b>Tsunami87</b> - the 01/02/2013 at 3:59am<b>HortonThelephant</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 7:41pm<b>Miss_Attitude96</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 6:55pm<b>DontThumbMeDown</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 6:55pm<b>grabows622</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 6:30pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:47pm

BeanBrick's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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BeanBrick's favorite FMLs

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

by protoplasm stole my seat / 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2013 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Miscellaneous

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

by doglover / 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

by Anonymous / 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy