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Bdellophobic
  • Town/Country : Cochrane, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 23
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Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47060) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)



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